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Part of our - a range of creative minimalist furniture inspired by, and named after the Ouseburn area of Newcastle-upon-Tyne, where quirky creative industries flourish in a former industrial riverside corner of the city. Complete the look in your living space with our Ouseburn coffee table, tv stand and other

Just like all our furniture and shelves, the Ouseburn Hairpin Desk is handcrafted and made to order in our workshop in the North East of England.

  • Length: 120cm
  • Width: 59.5cm
  • Height: 76.5cm
  • Table Top Thickness: 5cm
  • Timber Type: Solid pine
  • Finish Style: Rustic
  • Wax Colour: Selection of 5 colours

For inspiration and to see what our handmade furniture looks like in customers' homes of our solid wood furniture in . Some great real life inspiration.


Unlike other hairpin desks on the high street, Funky Chunky Furniture's are designed to last a lifetime.

Remarkable handmade quality. Rivals costlier high-end brands.
chunky solid wood furniture. No cheap, man-made materials.
Durable wax finish. Easy to maintain.

To make these hairpin desks we select top quality, unsorted, kiln-dried pine. Each table is cut to size and finished in our signature rustic style. This leaves in lots of natural timber characteristics and features. Mother Nature's own stamp of approval.

In this style you can expect to find splits, cracks, knots, shakes, waney edges, bows and twists, along with machine marks in keeping with the rustic style. These are the qualities that set our furniture apart from the rest. And due to the nature of solid wood every dining table will be different. Truly unique. One of a kind. Please note that placing your item near to a heat source can cause movement within the timber which may exaggerate these natural features.

Wood & Wax

Sustainably Sourced Wood

Funky Chunky Furnitures shelves, mantels, and furniture are crafted from responsibly sourced wood. We work with suppliers who prioritise sustainable forestry, ensuring forests are well-managed to support biodiversity, protect wildlife habitats, and promote long-term regeneration.

Hairpin Leg Colours

With different colours of hairpin legs to choose from you can create a really cool desk. Choose to match your existing colour palette, or go for an accent colour, or very fashionable copper or brass. The hairpin legs are made from steel, which is then either spray painted with a paint colour or electro-plated with a thin layer of real copper or brass. The result is a metal leg that is strong and durable, and also looks fantastic.

5 Fine Wax Finish Colours

To finish these chunky hairpin desks we use your choice of one of our supreme wax polishes. The finish is professionally applied with the highest attention to detail. And as the wax soaks into the different grains and features, it enhances their look and brings them to life. The available colours are:

  • Walnut
  • Teak
  • Smoke Pine
  • Medium Oak
  • Rustic Pine

When viewing on screen, colours can look different from one screen to another. This makes it less reliable than seeing the real finished timber before your own eyes. Because you want the perfect colour for your home these finishes are available to purchase as small samples.You can order your samples

25 Year Guarantee

The finest craftsmanship and best quality materials go into every piece of furniture that's made in our workshop. we're so confident that our furniture will happily be part of your home for many years to come that we offer a 25 Year Guarantee on this item of furniture. Find out more about the 25-Year Guarantee,

Assembly & Care

Hairpin Legs & Easy Assembly

These Ouseburn Hairpin Desks come supplied with four hairpin legs. They aren't attached to the table on delivery and will require some assembly. But do not worry! The assembly is very quick and easy. Place the table top bottom side up. Position the legs in place. Secure the legs to the table with the fixings provided. Flip the table upright onto its legs and position where you like.

Care & Clean

Daily care of your Funky Chunky Furniture piece is really simple. to find out more.

Future Maintenance with Wax Care Packs

We have wax care packs available to keep your furniture and shelves looking their best. They are a great to use every few months to make your piece look brand new all the time.

Delivery & Returns

Turnaround & Delivery

As these solid wood hairpin desks are handmade we do require some time for manufacturing. This will normally take 1 week, they will then be dispatched and will usually be delivered within 1-2 working days to UK mainland. (More remote UK areas and Northern Ireland could see an extra 1-2 days for delivery). It is important to open your delivery as soon as it is received so that this can be checked over, and so that the wood can breathe.

You can also find more details on our delivery process by visiting our page.

Orders with multiple items will be dispatched according to the longest lead time. To receive your quicker lead time items without having to wait, just place separate orders.

If you would like to return the order, please visit our for more information.

Ouseburn Desk Funky Chunky

  • Walnut
  • Teak
  • Smoke Pine
  • Medium Oak
  • Rustic Pine
  • Light Blue
  • Yellow
  • Orange
  • Copper
  • Brass
  • Raw Steel

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